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Enjoy XD



'Watashi wa.... GUNDAM DESU!!!'

'I was... adopted...?'

Things ppl do that make u go "WTF???!!"



'Grand Water Linking no Jutsu!'


SPOT THE DANGERS OF THESE JOBS


^took me a while to guess this... Try magnify the pic.







'Naughty Ronnie... Naughty boy...'

Will post even more next time.

Laugh your butt out XD XD

Ok i dunno wat's wit me posting videos, but this is rather, 'nice'



Done with EMT!! YES!!!!

Of 6 Q's we're to answer 4, and 3 of the 6 got derivations questions. Damn teruk la...

Second paper, Numerical Method, owned most of us. I ask around, most of us couldn't finish the paper in time. Me too. But it's ok la, just few marks. Hopefully can get an A.

Here's a clip, how i wish i could be as confident (and right) as him during exam times XD

And the Lord said to Peter, "Come forth and thou shall receive eternal life."
But hard as he tried, Peter came third and won a toaster instead.

Yes! Tht's my new tagline. See it in my Friendster and LYN. Haha!!

Had first paper yesterday (passed 12am), was ok ok la. Managed to do all of required questions without problems. Few mistakes here and there lo, but still ok i guess.

* * *

On a different note, my friend intro'ed me to a new website which i'm kinda addicted to now. STRICTLY for GUYS only. Wah ha ha ha. Guys interested can ask me, maybe i can e-mail u ka, PM u ka, IM u ka (i can see Sammy and B_Cup very interested jor)

Oh yeah baby, makes me wanna DATY.... ( go figure wat tht mean X)

Well thank you so much for calling up. Was doing past years for tomoro's paper and all of a sudden he called up, and fucked me up for not understanding his bizarre questions.

"Why u everytime so blur wan? Wat u do there? Take drugs ar?"

Niamah i was doing my fucking best not to shout back at him.
WTF u asking me such stupid questions for? WTF u mean by asking me selling at 15k then call me stupid?

Well thanks so much for the moral boost!

More reasons to miss home. Sure man.

edit:
Shit man. The more i think back of the conversation the more 'mm toi lou' (got something wrong) la. Towards the end he said something like 'tap che fan'. I thought wtf tht mean? Now only realise, shiiiiitt. Maybe he meant want me to take bus home. Fuck shit man i've gotta move all of the things in my room out la! How to take bus like that? Niamah hai lat case lo this time....

Ah wtf, if he comes take the car i'll stuff the things in and let him take all back to home la.

Because if i don't post any sooner sbhboi will cut my spleen and feed it to the cats XD

MyKy presents: Mk-II AEUG ver2.0


Front view


Side


Balakong view


With all armaments; beam rifle at side, shield, bazooka at back.


"You wan a piece of this, boy?"


Very difficult to get this pose right


Beam Launcher


I like this pose ^^


Mega PUUUUNNCCCHHHH!!!!


Tht's all for now. Time for fag.

Haven't do paneling yet. Looks really plain rite?
Will take more pictures. Next round: Funnier and sillier pictures XD

Remember my previous post, on male pregnancy? Apparently it's a hoax.

1999: MalePregnancy.com (Web Hoax)

Lee Mingwei, the first pregnant man

This website documented the case of Mr. Lee Mingwei, supposedly the first man to bear child. A variety of documentary evidence was provided to allow visitors to track the progress of Mr. Mingwei's pregnancy, but in fact all of the evidence was false. The site was really created as an art project by the conceptual artist Virgil Wong. In fact, it would be theoretically possible for a man to bear a child by means of an ectopic pregnancy (and taking female hormones), but due to the high risks involved, no one has ever attempted such a procedure (though in 2002 Doctor Chen Huanran in Beijing announced he was seeking volunteers).

This is the web's link http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/birth/birth.html

Since we're all in exam moods now, i'm pretty sure u can actually figure out wat he sings/says.



I think the pi number part was exaggerated though, too many decimal places..

"I divide, multiply, add a factor and simplify..."
hahaha

Ok viewing this in B_Cup's blog somewhat made my fever less damagin XD



I watched it for like 4 times i think, and still LMAO at the end XD

I've acquired a personal record for this sem i think, for every 2 weeks, i sure will fall sick once. There's 1 month when i fall sick every week!
Now i've got on and off fever. My exams are coming dammit..... pls let me recover....

So i was told, "Eat more vit C, eat.... garlic."
Of cos i went "Huh?? Betul ke ni?"
Anything goes la i guess.

Bring the garlics in!!



edit:
I'm falling really sick now... ARGH!!! Are my days coming to an end....? Even if it is, NO sammy u can dream on of me giving u all my Gundams!

edit2:
Oh btw, i got the 'professional advice' from our fellow 'potential drug dealer' friend. So u're WRONG again sammy!!

Thankfully, the girl mentioned in previous post has been found. She suffered nothing except minor scratches.

Apparently, cops saw the reported car and gave chase. The car crashed, and all inside were sent to hospital.

The motive of the kidnap was money. Thankfully it wasn't some other reasons.

"a girl has been kidnapped, near our house. our student."

And she was on her way to church meeting.

N**m*h....

Sorry but i'm out of words now.

Let's pray that she's safe....

Wat a way to wake me up today.
Mel called me at around 11am:
"Kinwai u still have the invitation letter for AUDC ar? The HEP say they don't have la. Farid also say he don't have. They need the letter to process the cheque."

I was immediately awoken. "WAT??!! I passed to Farid so long ago ady la. Like January or Feb."

Called up IIU guys, had them fax the letter over.

Next headache, i called the person in charge of the finance up, Zati.
"It's a blanket rule, i'm sorry but i can't help u in this."
She refer to the extra charge for paying late.

So now what? More paperwork for us to ask for more money?

N**m*h UTM.... (o_O ) q

*censored cos got school children read here ><

edit: First phase passed. Yem of IIUM said there'll be no extra charge. Yes!!

Now to get thru UTM HEP phase... Fuel Injection p (*__*) q

edit2: Second phase passed. HEP UTM got the faxed invitation letter and currently processing the cheque.

Phase 3: Bank in money and confirm place. MyKy, Ikimasu!!! (^o^ ) q

Think this is the first time i've won any medal. And i got a gold medal too!! ^^

A friend of mine asked me, "Wanna play football, for college?"

I said yeah, sure. So i was told, it's a 7v7 field game, 5 minutes per half.

So ok la, brought boots and all.
Morning went there, and a news update:
"This is the rule, must play with kaki ayam, and
*drum rolls.....

*wait for it....

wear kain pelikat (sarong) while playing."

And yes i went o_O wtf??

First game playing wit sarong, i almost fell, cos the sarong was dropping down while running...
And after game only realised, my right foot got a deep cut ><

Cos the field is very very similar to a sawah padi; with muds and stones ><
Towards the end, with countless numbers of trampling over the field, eventually the stones in underneath the mud was unearthed.
And yeah, running with sharp stones poking your feet ain't exactly the best feeling in the world.

Oh well, at the end of the day, got a medal, kira ok la.

And yeah, a failure i was today too ><
Saw a, well, quite pretty girl, playing bola jaring game. Thought wanna go talk to her maybe after game.

See the bola jaring ended and they all go home ady T____T

Niamah, a chance missed..

Missing out

Oh well, think it'd be unfair to sbhboi if i didn't do this, since he posted his Na Be on his blog ady XD

Presenting: Mk-II ver2.0:



Just done with the upper half body


Got movable individual fingers! Just gotta cut


One of the action poses


Backpack: simple yet elegant
ignore the limbs ><


And yes, the latest Gundams understand the universal language: .0. (0_0) .0.

Will continue when have time :p

Signing out

Aih... Dunno why lately i feel so... deprived of the opposite sex la. Haha. Been hanging out around with guys for too long ady ><

Think i need to go on a date la. Haha. But then there's not many viable girls left for me to ask out. Mel's like attached to her bf ady, tak mungkin ask her out anymore ><
Sin's also attached to my coursemate now, another NO.
Kim... Hmm.. dunno la on and off wan ><

And i need a drink dammit..

T____T

Why oh why do i feel this way....

Whoa.. 3 posts today!!

Tagger: Shirlyn Yap

list out the top 5 presents you wish for.
1. i-phone
2. new wallet *hint hint. i know MG gundam is waaaay too expensive. So this will do la
3. Can i ask for retest?
4. Se... i mean more gundams would be nice :D
5. More se... em... faster internet connection!

Let's see.... the manual says..
"praise the tagger who tagged the taggee."

Hmmm... Betul ke ni?? Wat a one-sided tag o_0


Shirlyn Yap.... er Yap wat ar?
1. Akh... so long no see how to remember? Er... very pretty
2. thin
3. voice very sweet
4. soft hearted
5. hair very nice

Generic lines/praises used to pujuk girls

Most memorable things he/she has give/done for you
Lao eh... er.. Ah! She invited me to her blog

The most memorable words he/she said to you
"Mai sot u think i'm your maid ar?" in laykuan's blog

If he/she becomes your lover,you will
be chopped into 18 pieces by may, splashed acid by her friends, incinerated by hers and my mum

If he/she becomes your enemy,the reason will be
she caused me to be done all of the above answer

Pass the quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you:
Most sure tengah busy studying wan this time, oh wth..

1. samuel (ya i can tell the replies, so same to u (o_0 ) qlo )
2. Ee Von
3. Simmei (so unlikely she's gonna do..)
4. Esther
5. ShinD

1. Who is No.3 having relationship with?
her studies...

2.Who is No.5 having relationship with?
her shoes

3.If No.3 and No.2 are together,will it be a good thing?
yeah, totally. Wat a perfect pair!

4. What about No.4 and No.5?
Em... ok ok lo. Not as matching as Q3

5.What is No.3 studying?
professional drug making; pharmacy

6.When's the last time you chatted with No.5?
2 days ago on MSN

7. Does No.4 work?
yeah, sitting on couch, watch TV all day long, sleep

8.Do you have any cousin in his/her own school?
huh? no la

9. Will you be with No.1?
yeah baby. more reasons to do so now wit male pregnancy available

10.How about No.5?
wat a burden to carry ><

11. Does No.2 have any siblings?
yeah, 1 younger sis and 1 younger bro

12. How did you get to know about No.2 and No.4?
no.2 - schoolmates, and also sama sama pengawas
no.4 - classmate for Form 6

13.Where does No.1 live at?
er, Bukit Tinggi

14. How did you get to know No.2?
deng... giler ke ask same question.. same same perfect.. i mean prefect

15. Is No.5 the sexiest person in the world?
ok la just to make u happy... YES!!

Ken: "Medical.... ya, check out the latest issue, something to do with male pregnancy."

I was like o_O

"WTF??"

Ken: "Yeah, male prego. Go google."

And so i did.

There were two cases:
1. Thomas Beattie.
Well, nothing much here. I was reading and reading and just went "Niamah...."
The so called man was a woman, a transexual. So nothing biggie here i suppose, since he was a woman, hence she'd have those required parts.... Wait that doesn't so right. OMG i'm so filled with engineering terms :x

Since he was a woman, hence he has all the female reproductive system hence still enable him/her to carry a child.

Nothing biggie.

"False alarm.. Niamah (o_0) qlo" I thought.

2. Lee Mingwei
Now this is the real deal, he's a real man (er, so to speak la), PREGNANT.
The link: http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Naturally, one's reaction would be:
a) Niamah WTF u fucking out of your fucking mind ar??!!

b) Medical/Science has gone too far!! U shall be burnt to hell!!

c) Lao the advancement of medical/science. Bravo!

d) I also wanna try...

I somewhat felt us Malaysians would generally choose the first reaction..
But after reading the articles, i began to understand the pros of it. I'm still yet to accept the idea as a whole, but as usual, and as a debater, i have to look at both sides of the story. So let's dissect:

Against:
1. It's against the law of nature. Women are the ones to bear the child, never the man. The women's body is created as such so to do this very obligation.

2. It'd further encourage gay couples to bear their own child!



For:
1. The process of carrying and delivering a child, a life into the world, is a beautiful process. Why deny the men of such experience? When look as a whole, he is after all, bringing in a life to the world. Why the discrimination when a woman can do so?

2. On the other hand, it allows transexuals (man ==> woman) to have their own child as well.


For now i couldn't think of any other arguments to add on.
Perhaps u guys have something to say?

Signing out

Lao eh... i've been doing so good for the first 2 tests and all the quizes, suddenly test 3 kill me, for 2 subjects dammit!!

For EMT been getting 37/40 for both tests, 10's and 9's for quiz, suddenly test 3 15/30.. ARGH!!!
My carry marks is now 40.5/50, all because of test 3 la ma hai..

Then comes E2 (electronic circuit), also the same case only babi babi. Test 1,2 and quizes doing good, test 3 kills.

Niamah (o_0) qlo

Slipping down the slippery slope towards the end of sem.......

Fuck it!! I still can get A punya. Just need more effort now!!

.0. (0_0) .0. see la gonna maintain my CGPA wan mo-fo

Fucking out

I am doing this not because I am really bored... It's because i've got no mood for anything at all, except for sex.. hahaha

Tagged by Sammy

You

First Name: Loh

Nickname : Handsome, Cutey, Sexy. wtf who am i kidding? Maikai, lancau lang, babi

Name you wish you had: kinwai is a nice name so no complaints

What do people normally mistake your name as: Kim wai.. and this one, annoys the hell out of me: ppl pronounce MyKy as "Huh? mickey?" Niamah .0. (0_0) .0.

Birthday: 14th May. An MG gundam would be nice ^^ (Yes sim mei i awaits!)

Birthplace: Segamat, Johor, or so i was told la

Time of Birth: Tiu da hell i know...

Single or taken: Taken and available.. Hahahaha XD

Zodiac sign: Lembu

Your Appearance

How tall are you: 170 cm

Wish you were taller: Yeah definitely

Eye color: Black and a little bit of brown..

Eye color you want: I like it the way it is.

Natural Hair color: Dead black

Current Hair color: a bit red, failed dye attempt ><

Short or long hair: Short. My hair grow damn fast wan

Ever dye your hair a bizarre color: Yeah, gold

Last time you did something dramatic with your hair: Dyed my hair as gold. kicks ass!!

Glasses or contacts: Glasses


Do you wear make-up: a bit lo to cover up

Ever had hair extensions: gosh... i can't tell ppl this can i..

Paint your nails: No. but i buff them ^^

Bath and Body products? : Shokubutsu...

In the opposite gender

What color eyes: Blue.... aaahhh..

What color hair: Brown and blond.. Aaahhh...

Shy or Outgoing: outgoing!!!

Looks or personality: Personality

Sexy or Cute: Sexy baby sexy... now shake that ass baby 3

Serious or Fun: Fun la deng

Older or Younger than you: Older also nvm wan

A turn on: Has high sex drive.. Oh yeah baby give it to me

A turn off: Quiet, very very shy, low sex drive.. :o'

Flowers or Chocolate: Chocolate

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

Rap or Rock: Jazz?

Relationship or One night stand: I need an one night stand now.... ><

School or Work: Working lady turns me on baby... But girls in uniform also very tempting.. Now which one shall i choose?

Love or Money: Moneh moneh

Movies or Music: Music.

Country or City: Kampung boleh?

Sunny or Rainy days: Sunny

Friends or Family: Can i say my girlfriend? *ouch ouch ok ok ok!!*

Have you ever

Lied: I'm a debater.. What do u think?

Stole something: I've stolen girls' hearts. Haha

Smoked: Er.....

Hurt someone close to you: Yes.

Broke someone’s heart: Think so lo

Had your heart broken: Sigh.... yeah...

Wish you were a prince/princess: wtf for?

Liked someone who was taken: She's getting married wtf!!! .0. (0_0) .0.

Shaved your head: Going to

Been in love: Yeah!!

Used chopsticks: Duh! u wanna eat one tonne mee with fork and spoon ar??

Sang in the mirror to yourself: I'm a rockstaaaaaarr!!

Favorites

Flower: Yu Fa.. Hahaha

Song: Buckcherry- Sorry

Scent: Christian Dior Addict... Makes me go weak...

Color:Black. Gold. Red.

Movie: Russell Peters kicks ass... hahaha

Singer: Chester Bennington, from Linkin Park

Word: (Get ready for this) NIAMAH (o_O) ql0!! Tiu.. Cibai, Lancau, Fuck, Ass, asshole, bitch, Hai lat, point sir.

Junk food : woman's fruit... Hahahaha

Website: forum.lowyat.net

Location: down there down there

Animal: Pussy.. cat. haha

Ever cried over someone: yeah.. T_T

Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself : be a monk..

Do you think you’re attractive: well like duh...

If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose: none...

Do you play any sports: futsal, football, a indoor sport which involves oscillation of the right hand (sometimes left)

List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (8) people

1. I love my girlfriend.

2. I like gundams (in case u haven't notice)

3. I like debating

4. I like girls, ladies and women

5. I go on a diet

6. I wished i could have more than one girlfriend

7. I prefer to hang out with girls (hahahahahaha)

8. I have many troubles within myself. I'm one troubled soul.

8 people unlucky victim that I would like to pawn tag for this taggy:

i. Lydia
ii. B-cup (or u done this ady ar?)
iii. Shirlyn
iiii. EV
iiiii. Esther
iiiiii. Simmei
iiiiiii. Starsword
iiiiiiii. (Niamah running out of names liao) nicko

I'm facing some.. kinda awkward emotion right now.

"I'm getting married next summer."

I felt happy for her of cos, but the same time i felt sad too, because, u can make the guess.

If anything also, i'm to blame for sure. "Got girl friend ady some more think of other girls ar??!!"
Yep, i foresee those comments ady.

Nothing wan la.. No worries.

Happy Marriage dear Minyi@ lemonly!!


Time to return to gund.... i mean studies ><

Kena tag by lydia...

1. What do you like the most?
Se.. i mean may baby. Haha

2. The thing(s) you desire the most.
SE.. Akh. I mean more money and more time..

3. The thing(s) you value the most.
My relationship, my studies, my brain(s), my gundams, and my family (i guess)

4. Important treasure.
Er... so many la. Me car?

5. The most expensive item you've bought.
Destiny EBM, RM... ek. Cannot tell.. Later got ppl report ><

6. When do you feel happiness?
When i'm wit may, when i look at my gundams, when i've accomplished something i wanted to do.

7. What made you sad recently?
"I'm getting married this summer" T_T

8. Thing(s) you want to learn.
Learn how to be a better man, learn how to debate better, learn how to control temper (halfway there), learn how to mod gundam, and... learn how to become NOT lazy

9. Your dream when you were young.
Can't remember

10. If there's US$100 million, how will you use it?
Well, cos there've been alot of ppl answering putting it in bank and eat interest, i thought it'll be boring for me to say the same thing. So my answer is:
~ 1. Put all of them into a box.
2. Simply point to any spot in any map.
3. Go to that place.
4. Dig a deep hole and bury the box.
5. Put a sign post "US$100 million here!! Dig faster dig!!"

11.If you're going on a vacation, what one thing will you bring?
Laptop

12. If you have 3 wishes.
i. More money
ii. More time
iii. More luck

13. When was the last time you cried?
few days ago

14. Do you feel happiness now?
Well, yes after finishing my WZC. No after wat she told me T_T

15. What does life mean to you?
Full of unfairness and inequality

16. If you can only bring 3 things with you.
Credit card, Money, IDENTITY CARD!!

17. If you can only live one more year.
"Slap you only you know." Couldn't agree more lydia

18. Tag 5 people
Samuel, B-Cup, Shirlyn, Shu fei, sim mei

A very funny video provided by a dude in LYN

My WIP WZC is done!!!

MyKy presents to u: WZC



Belakang


WZC signature pose


Flight mode


Gold inner frame


Gold feet too!


My first attempt at shading


Woot!!


That's all folks!


Thank you for viewing! And special thanks to the guys at Fixercise for helping me out ^^



Signing out

I'm feeling super down these past few days. I dunno wth is wrong.

Argh.....

I still can't get over some of my inner problem. I think i'm traumatised.

Semester is gonna end soon.

Finals coming..

And after that holidays...

Akh....

I don't wanna go home....

This is important information for females of ALL ages .
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady
friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men
friends have female friends and this information is too important to
miss someone.

Please pass it along.



A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed
on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some
interesting facts:


1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is
HAIRSTYLE. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail,
bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also
likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are
not common targets.


2) The second thing men look for is CLOTHING. They will look for
women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry
scissors around specifically to cut clothing.


3) They also look for women ON THEIR CELL PHONE, SEARCHING THROUGH THEIR PURSE, or doing other activities while walking because
they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered.


4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the EARLY MORNING,
between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.


5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is
GROCERY STORE PARKING LOTS . Number two: is OFFICE PARKING LOTS lots/garages.
Number three: is public restrooms.


6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a
woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to
worry about getting caught.


7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5
year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.


8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get
discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize
that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.


9) These men said they WOULD NOT pick on women who have
umbrellas , or other similar objects that can be used from a distance,
in their hands. Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really
close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to
convince these guys you're not worth it.


10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is
following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an
elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question ,
like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is
so cold out here," "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their
face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.


11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in
front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man
talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that
she would not be afraid to fight back . Again, they are looking for an
EASY target.


12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge
advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes) , yell I HAVE
PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.


13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but
you can by outsmarting them If you are grabbed around the waist from
behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and
armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD .


One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the
underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset
she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed
stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can
stand it - it hurts.


14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN . I know from
a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it
is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make
him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of
trouble. Start causing trouble and He's out of there.


15) When the guy puts his hands up to you , grab his first two
fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure
pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without
using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles
cracked audibly.


16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be
aware of your surroundings , take someone with you if you can and if you
see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much
worse if the guy really was trouble.


1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The ELBOW is the strongest point on
your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans . If a
robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM . Toss
it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your
wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN
LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the
back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like
crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved
lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a
list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put
a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO
YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE
OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into
anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is
in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car
crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or
parking garage:
A.) Be aware: Look around you, look into your car, at the
passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the
passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling
them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their
cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest
your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE
THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)


6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells
are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is
especially true at NIGHT!)


7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100
times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN,
preferably in a ZIGZAG pattern.

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP! It
may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a
good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of
unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked
"for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he
abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend
heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called
the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police
told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door. "The lady then said
that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was
worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The
policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO
NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a
baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes
thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified
it , but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's
cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. Please pass
this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ---- This should be
taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on
America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial
killer in Louisiana.

Tarikh : 25 Mac 2008

Daripada : Muhammad Zahid Bin Md Arip

No KP : 660622-04-5355

No Ahli UMNO : 03468736

Dengan Nama Allah Yang Maha Pemurah Lagi Maha Penyayang. Segala Puji Tertumpu Kepada Allah SWT, Selawat Dan Salam Ke Atas Junjungan Mulia Nabi Muhammad SAW.

Ya Murakbalin (YMb) Abdullah Badawi,

Sukacita saya memaklumkan kepada YMb bahawa surat ini saya tulis secara terbuka kerana segala apa yang akan saya sampaikan di sini bukan lagi suatu rahsia, malah ianya sudah menjadi bualan umum di kalangan rakyat Malaysia khususnya ahli-ahli UMNO di mana sahaja mereka berada.

Sebagai orang UMNO dan rakyat Malaysia yang bertanggungjawab, saya memilih untuk berterus terang di dalam surat ini. Bukankah selama ini YMb pernah menjerit mencabar rakyat dengan menyatakan “beritahu saya perkara sebenar – tell me the truth”. Agaknya selama ini YMb sentiasa di beritahu perkara-perkara palsu sekadar penyedap telinga sahaja. Walaupun saya sedar pada hakikatnya – you cannot accept the truth – tetapi demi menyahut cabaran YMb dan dengan izin Allah, saya akan beritahu YMb perkara yang sebenarnya.

Saya sedar, yakin dan percaya, selepas surat ini bertaburan di muka bumi ini, akan ada panglima-panglima tempang dari kalangan anjing kurap yang mahu menjadi pengampu setia YMb yang akan tampil untuk menyerang saya.

Sesungguhnya, saya dan seluroh rakyat Malaysia turut ingin melihat siapakah pengampu pertama yang akan muncul untuk menyerang saya secara terbuka.

Sudah menjadi tradisi, anjing-anjing kurap ini akan muncul mempertahankan YMb dari segala bentuk kritikan dan teguran. Lihat sahajalah apabila Tun Dr Mahathir mengkritik dan menyarankan agar YMb bertanggungjawab dengan meletakkan jawatan atas keruntuhan Barisan Nasional di enam negeri, sekali gus menyaksikan Barisan Nasional gagal memperolehi majoriti 2/3 di Dewan Rakyat, maka anjing-anjing kurap inilah yang satu ketika dahulu pernah makan di atas tapak tangan Tun Dr Mahathir, hari ini membelasah Tun Dr Mahathir siang, malam, pagi dan petang.

Bila Saudara Dato’ Mukhriz Mahathir menyarankan perkara yang sama, beliau juga menjadi mangsa kecaman dan serangan anjing-anjing kurap ini. Ada yang mengatakan “Mukhriz mendengar cakap bapanya”.

Pada hemat saya, adalah lebih mulia menjadi seorang anak yang mendengar cakap bapanya dari hina dan bodoh menjadi bapa mertua yang dayus yang menjadi Pak Turut menuruti cakap menantu.

Justeru saya tidak hairan dan tidak gentar dengan salakan anjing-anjing kurap ini kerana bagi saya, anjing kurap menyalak bukit, bukit tak kan runtuh. Semakin kuat anjing kurap ini menyalak, maka semakin meluatlah rakyat kepada YMb dan semakin dekatlah kehancuran UMNO dan Barisan Nasional.

Untuk pengetahuan YMb, pendapat Tun Dr Mahathir bahawa YMb patut berambus dari jawatan Perdana Menteri dan Presiden UMNO, kini sudah pun menjadi pendapat umum.

Pada kesempatan ini, dengan berterus terang dan tanpa berselindung – demi mengembalikan kepercayaan rakyat kepada UMNO dan Barisan Nasional supaya UMNO dan Barisan Nasional tidak menjadi pembangkang selepas pilihan raya umum yang akan datang, saya menyarankan, merayu dan mendesak supaya YMb berundurlah dengan meletakkan jawatan sebagai Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia.

Kita kalah di Kelantan, kita tumpas di Selangor, kita kecundang di Perak, kita tewas di Kedah, kita tersungkur di Wilayah Persekutuan dan kita melingkup di Pulau Pinang.

Di banyak kawasan majoriti kita merosot dengan bilangan yang besar. Di kawasan YMb sendiri di Kepala Batas, majoriti kemenangan YMb merosot sehingga 8 ribu undi.

Tunggu apa lagi? Apakah setelah UMNO dan Barisan Nasional kehilangan beberapa negeri lagi dan kalah di Dewan Rakyat baru YMb mahu berundur?

Saya cabar YMb meletakkan jawatan jika YMb anak jantan yang masih punya kehormatan, maruah dan harga diri. Apa guna menjadi Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri yang menjadi bahan lawak jenaka dan di tertawakan.

Pesan orang tua-tua, biar miskin jangan bangsat. Biar tidak ada jawatan asalkan ada kehormatan, maruah dan harga diri.

Terlanjur menyebut tentang maruah dan harga diri, saya rasa Dato’ Seri Ong Ka Ting, Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon dan Dato’ Seri S Samy Vellu – mereka ini lebih bermaruah, lebih ada integriti, lebih ada harga diri dan lebih bertanggungjawab berbanding YMb. Awal-awal lagi mereka sudah memilih untuk menolak jawatan kabinet kerana mahu menumpukan usaha memperbaiki kelemahan dan kesilapan parti mereka.

Cuba YMb fikir baik-baik, bagaimana boleh YMb menjadi Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri yang hebat memimpin UMNO dan mentadbir Malaysia sedangkan Pulau Pinang negeri sendiri di jajah orang? Tak malu ke? Kokok berderai-derai, ekor bergelumang tahi.

Bukankah YMb adalah Pengerusi Perhubungan UMNO Pulau Pinang? Tidakkah YMb ada rasa untuk bertanggungjawab atas kekalahan di Pulau Pinang? Kalau sayalah pada kedudukan YMb, nescaya saya tahu malu kepada rakyat dan mengambil tanggungjawab untuk berundur dengan terhormat.

Rupa-rupanya, YMb lebih sayangkan kedudukan, pangkat dan darjat dari mencintai parti. Sudah terang lagi bersuloh, jelaslah sekarang, kata-kata yang sering YMb ucapkan bahawa kepentingan parti melebihi kepentingan diri sendiri hanyalah sekadar retorik murah dan omong kosong belaka.

Apa yang menyebabkan YMb begitu sayang untuk melepaskan jawatan Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri? Kerana sayangkan rakyat atau kerana ingin terus mengkayakan anak dan menantu?

Percayalah, parti tidak akan hancur dengan pengunduran YMb, malah parti akan lebih berjaya pada masa hadapan dengan mendapat dukungan dan keyakinan baru dari rakyat.

Persoalannya sekarang, bagaimana YMb mahu membela nasib umat Melayu di negeri-negeri lain sedangkan nasib umat Melayu di Pulau Pinang pun YMb tidak mampu membelanya?

Waktu ada kuasa, ada pernah YMb ambil peduli nasib Melayu? Projek-projek besar di Pulau Pinang ada YMb serahkan kepada Melayu? Tolong jawab kepada Melayu Pulau Pinang.

Hari ini bila dah hilang kuasa di Pulau Pinang, pandai pulak kumpulkan Melayu berdemonstrasi dan mengadakan perhimpunan aman. Dahulu bila pembangkang mengadakan perhimpunan aman, YMb mengutuk tindakan mereka dengan sombong dan angkuh.

Jangan YMb baling batu sembunyi tangan dalam hal perhimpunan aman ini kerana Timbalan YMb iaitu Timbalan Pengerusi Perhubungan UMNO Pulau Pinang sendiri yang mengepalai perhimpunan itu. Sudah tentu perhimpunan itu di adakan atas persetujuan YMb jua.

Patutlah buat pertama kali pihak polis begitu bersabar menghadapi para peserta perhimpunan aman itu. Suatu hari nanti, takdirnya jika pihak polis terpaksa bertindak menyembur gas pemedih mata kepada Melayu yang menyertai perhimpunan aman itu, sudah tentu Menteri Dalam Negeri akan menjadi sasaran kemarahan. Sebab itu YMb menyerahkan jawatan Menteri Dalam Negeri kepada Dato’ Seri Syed Hamid supaya YMb terlepas dari menjadi sasaran api kemarahan peserta perhimpunan aman.

Sementara YMb masih berkuasa, tolong pastikan jangan ada kacau bilau yang membolehkan YMb menubuhkan MAGERAN. Cukuplah episod malang yang melanda negara pada tahun 1969 dahulu. Jika ini berlaku, percayalah sejarah akan mengutuk YMb sehingga kiamat dan jangan marah jika sejarah menuduh YMb lah perancang utama kepada kacau bilau itu.

Saya melihat sekarang ini sekali lagi media cetak dan elektronik arus perdana di peralat dan di gunakan semahu-mahunya untuk membina dan membakar perasaan kesal di hati rakyat khususnya orang Melayu kerana mengundi pembangkang. Percayalah Melayu tidak mudah terpedaya.

Media juga dengar khabar telah di arah untuk membantu membina dan membangkitkan rasa simpati dan kasihan rakyat kepada YMb.

Saya ingin memberitahu YMb, bahawa strategi ini tidak akan berkesan sama sekali. Rakyat bukannya bodoh macam YMb. Mereka boleh berfikir dan celik maklumat. Semakin menggila media cuba mempromosi YMb, maka semakin benci dan meluat rakyat kepada YMb.

Kepada media saya mohon untuk berpesan, dalam mempromosi si Murakbalin ini, biarlah berpada-pada, tolong jangan sampai membakar dan meniup api perkauman. Saya faham tugas rakan-rakan media yang terpaksa menulis menyokong YMb, tapi hakikatnya rakan-rakan media juga tahu antara punca besar kejatuhan UMNO dan Barisan Nasional ialah kerana kebencian dan rasa meluat rakyat kepada YMb dan menantunya yang angkuh dan sombong bodoh.

Laporan mengenai kenyataan menyokong kepimpinan YMb oleh badan-badan NGO dari yang besar hingga yang kecil yang mendapat liputan yang besar di dada-dada akhbar, telah di sambut dengan rasa meluat oleh sebahagian besar rakyat.

Kepada rakyat saya berpesan, bagi mengelak kita semua terjebak dan terpedaya dalam isu perkauman sempit dan propaganda murahan si Murakbalin ini, yang mungkin di bawa oleh media, maka hendaklah kita memasang niat terlebih dahulu sebelum membaca akhbar. Niatnya, sahaja aku membaca, tapi belum tentu aku percaya. Dengan tulus ikhlas, saya ijazahkan niat ini kepada seluruh rakyat Malaysia. Amalkan, InsyaAllah selamat kita dari terpedaya.

Majlis Tertinggi UMNO konon katanya sokong penuh. Dewan Tertinggi Barisan Nasional juga sokong penuh. Sokongan ini menyebabkan rakyat semakin benci dan meluat kepada YMb dan pimpinan UMNO. Inilah yang di katakan sokong bawa rebah.

Apakah sokongan MT UMNO ini menggambarkan sokongan rakyat dan ahli-ahli UMNO di peringkat akar umbi?

Apakah MT sedar atau tidak, siapakah yang telah merosakkan kertas-kertas undi dan siapakah yang telah memenuhkan tong-tong undi dengan mengundi pembangkang? Siapakah mereka kalau bukan ahli-ahli UMNO sendiri. YMb sendiri tak kan tidak tahu perkara ini? Atau YMb sengaja buat-buat tak tahu.

Mengenai syor YBM Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah supaya satu Perhimpunan Agung Khas di adakan bagi membincangkan kelemahan parti dan menyusun langkah-langkah yang perlu bagi memantapkan UMNO, saya di beritahu YMb tidak bersetuju. Kenapa YMb begitu takut untuk berdepan dengan perwakilan UMNO? YMb tidak boleh lari dari kebenaran.

Sepatutnya usaha memanggil Perhimpunan Agung Khas ini datangnya dari YMb bukannya dari Tengku Razaleigh. Ku Li terpaksa mengambil langkah ini kerana YMb terlalu lembab bertindak. Dengar kata anak dan menantu YMb yang beriya-iya benar tidak bersetuju di adakan Perhimpunan Agung Khas ini. Betul ke?

Secara terus terang saya katakan bahawa rakyat bukan marah kepada YMb, tetapi rakyat sudah BENCI. Kalau rakyat marah, kita boleh sabarkan rakyat, kita boleh pujuk rakyat, tetapi kalau rakyat sudah benci, kebencian ini akan menular dan menjalar ke akar umbi. Pada akhirnya UMNO dan Barisan Nasional akan tersungkur menyembah bumi pada pilihan raya yang akan datang.

Rakyat juga sangat benci kepada kerakusan, kebongkakkan, kesombongan dan keangkuhan menantu YMb. Gandingan antara bapak mertua dan menantu dalam hal pentadbiran parti dan kerajaan, jelas menimbulkan kemarahan dan keresahan rakyat. Rakyat percaya YMb bukannya cerdik sangat, rakyat percaya menantu YMb merupakan orang yang menjadi PM de facto yang menguasai parti dan kerajaan.

Walaupun penjelasan demi penjelasan di buat oleh YMb bahawa menantu YMb tidak terlibat dalam mencampuri urusan pentadbiran, hakikatnya rakyat tetap tidak percaya. Sangat hina menjadi Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri apabila cakapnya tidak di percayai dan di anggap bohong serta di persendakan.

Rakyat bukan bodoh, rakyat melihat bagaimana menantu diberi pinjaman RM 9 juta oleh Patrick Badawi untuk membeli saham-saham ECM Libra yang kemudiannya ECM Libra mengambil alih anak syarikat kerajaan di bawah Menteri Kewangan Diperbadankan Avenue Capital Resources.

Bila hal ini terdedah, YMb telah membuat kenyataan yang di anggap bodoh dan cuba memperbodohkan rakyat dengan menyatakan bahawa YMb tidak tahu menahu tentang urus niaga itu. Bukankah YMb adalah Menteri Kewangan? Apakah YMb tidur semasa urus niaga itu berlaku?

Rakyat melihat urus niaga ini sebagai rompakan di siang hari. Rakyat juga jijik melihat bagaimana Patrick Badawai di anugerahkan projek-projek besar bernilai lebih RM 20 Billion di Pulau Pinang dan Terengganu. Rakyat juga melihat dengan hati yang terguris apabila syarikat Scomi yang di ketahui umum di miliki sebahagian besar sahamnya oleh anak lelaki YMb turut terlibat dalam projek-projek besar.

Inikah contoh dan tanda serta cara-cara membela nasib rakyat?

Rakyat juga jijik melihat kebodohan Pengerusi-Pengerusi Perhubungan UMNO Negeri dan pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang berlumba-lumba mengampu dan menyambut menantu YMb, seolah-olah takut dengan kehebatan pengaruh menantu YMb. Pemimpin UMNO percaya, menantu boleh mengatur perjalanan parti.

Sebahagian besar ahli-ahli UMNO percaya, menantu YMb sedang bergerak cergas menyusun dan mengatur langkah untuk menggantikan YMb sebagai Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia sekali gus menyingkirkan Dato’ Sri Najib dengan apa cara sekalipun.

Dengar khabar, perancangan sedang di atur oleh menantu YMb dengan menggunakan Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim untuk terus menyerang Dato’ Sri Najib dengan mengaitkan beliau dengan skandal dan rasuah.

Saya juga mendengar khabar satu gerakan sedang di buat kononnya oleh budak-budak “tingkat 4” untuk membina persepsi di kalangan ahli-ahli UMNO bahawa Dato’ Sri Najib memang tidak layak menjadi Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri menggantikan YMb.

Saya juga mendengar satu tekanan dan ugutan akan di buat menggunakan pelbagai saluran perundangan termasuk laporan polis dan BPR bagi menekan Dato’ Sri Najib meletakkan jawatan.

Gerakan itu juga konon katanya sedang memburuk-burukkan Datin Sri Rosmah dan sedang cuba melaga-lagakan Dato’ Sri Najib dengan Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin. Konon katanya, YMb memang mahukan Tan Sri Muhyiddin menjadi Timbalan Predana Menteri sejak dulu lagi. Saya ingin bertanya, apakah semua ini betul? Saya juga ingin bertanya apakah memang ada perancangan seumpama ini oleh menantu YMb dan di restui oleh YMb sendiri? Sama ada YMb terima atau tidak, inilah antara lain yang sedang di bicarakan di kalangan ahli UMNO dan rakyat di bawah.

Saya ingin bertanya, betulkah ada perjanjian antara YMb dengan Tun Dr Mahathir bahawa YMb hanya akan menjawat jawatan Perdana Menteri untuk satu penggal sahaja? Hanya Allah SWT, Qaraman Qatibin, YMb dan Tun Dr Mahathir sahaja yang tahu. Kalau YMb sudah berjanji, munafik kalau mengingkarinya.

Apa sudah jadi dengan Islam Hadhari? Ternyata imam masjid di kampung-kampung belum faham lagi walaupun ia telah di perkenalkan 3 tahun yang lalu.

Rakyat meluat melihat gambar YMb merangkul erat pinggang seorang artis berbangsa Cina yang tersebar semasa pilihan raya yang lepas. Saya sungguh tidak menyangka YMb sebagai pemimpin Islam Hadhari termasuk dalam gulungan jantan miang yang pandai mengambil kesempatan. Kesian saya melihat jentera Barisan Nasional terkial-kial mencari idea untuk menepis dan menjawab mengenai gambar tersebut. Akhirnya mereka sesama mereka duduk dan memaki hamun YMb. Padan dengan muka YMb, tak fasal-fasal kena maki.

Kenyataan menantu YMb bahawa dia tidak akan menyertai kabinet selagi YMb masih menjadi Perdana Menteri di sambut dengan rasa syukur kehadrat Allah SWT. Hakikatnya – hanya Perdana Menteri yang bodoh sahaja yang akan melantik dia dalam Jemaah Menteri. Apa hebatnya dia ni? Dia ni laksana melukut di tepi gantang - masuk tak tambah, keluar tak kurang, tak ada lagi baik.

Sebagai Presiden UMNO ternyata YMb tidak tahu menghargai dan menghormati struktur dan sayap parti. Kenapa Wanita UMNO tidak di lantik dalam Jemaah Menteri? Bukankah Wanita UMNO adalah tulang belakang kekuatan UMNO selama ini? Kalau YMb tidak mahu melantik Dato’ Seri Rafidah dan tidak boleh melantik Dato’ Seri Shahrizat kerana beliau kalah, apa pula dosa dan salahnya Dato’ Halimah Siddiq? Adakah kerana budak-budak “tingkat 4” tidak suka kepada Dato’ Halimah, maka YMb tidak melantik beliau?

Sebagai ahli parti saya faham benar betapa pentingnya Pergerakan Wanita UMNO dalam menjayakan program dan agenda parti. Saya terkilan, keikhlasan mereka YMb balas demikian rupa. Madu diberi, tuba yang di balas.

Kepada Wanita UMNO sedarlah, puan-puan sudah di anggap menopause dalam era politik UMNO oleh Presiden yang tidak ada hati perut ini. Barangkali Presiden yang Puan-Puan sokong ini sudah nyanyok. Atas nasihat “tingkat 4”, Presiden yang puan-puan sokong ini, sedang mengatur dan mencatur untuk meletakkan Dato’ Azalina Othman Said sebagai Ketua Wanita UMNO yang baru. Dalam kamus perjuangan, saya akui Azalina memang hebat dari puan-puan, beliau berjuang seratus peratus sepanjang masa 24 jam sehari, sehingga tidak pernah terfikir untuk berkahwin. Bukan macam puan-puan, ada anak dan ada suami. Tahniah buat Pergerakan Wanita UMNO Malaysia kerana bakal mendapat Azalina sebagai Ketua Wanita yang baru.

Saya amat hairan dengan perlantikan Dato’ Seri Shahrizat sebagai Penasihat Perdana Menteri bertaraf Menteri dalam hal Pembangunan Wanita Dan Keluarga, walhal pada masa yang sama sudah ada Menteri yang bertanggunjawab. Pada saya perlantikan ini merupakan satu penghinaan buat Dato’ Seri Shahrizat dan persendaan buat Wanita UMNO selurohnya.

Kepada Dato’ Seri Shahrizat saya cadangkan tolak saja perlantikan ini. Tunjukkan solidariti dan semangat setia kawan kepada Wanita UMNO. Buktikan bahawa Dato’ Seri sanggup bersama Wanita UMNO di waktu susah dan di waktu senang.

Kepada sahabat saya Dato’ Seri Dr Mohd Khir Toyo, syabas saya ucapkan kerana menjadi lelaki sejati yang bertanggungjawab, bermaruah dan punya harga diri dengan meletakkan jawatan Pengerusi Perhubungan UMNO dan Pengerusi Barisan Nasional Selangor. Bukan macam Pengerusi Perhubungan UMNO Pulau Pinang yang masih tidak tahu malu dan mahu terus menongkat langit.

Kepada YB Dato Anifah Aman dan YBM Tengku Azlan, sekalung tahniah buat kalian berdua kerana mencipta sejarah di tanah air kita apabila menolak jawatan Timbalan Menteri yang diberikan. Seingat saya inilah kali pertama dalam sejarah perkara seumpama ini berlaku. Kalaulah saya Perdana Menteri, sudah tentu saya akan turut meletakkan jawatan sama kerana malu dengan penolakan ini. Walau apa pun alasan, yang pentingnya kalian berdua terselamat dari berketuakan si Murakbalin ini.

Menyentuh mengenai perlantikan Menteri Besar Perlis dan Terengganu, saya kesal kerana YMb gagal berfungsi sebagai Ketua Parti. Sepatutnya YMb sendiri merafak sembah Ke Bawah DYMM Raja Perlis dan DYMM Sultan Terengganu. Baginda adalah Raja kita bukannya musoh kita. Kalau dengan Tuanku pun YMb gagal menyelesaikan soal perlantikan Menteri Besar dengan teratur dan sempurna, bagaimana dengan hal yang lebih rumit dan besar? Sebab itu YMb kena berambus dengan segera.

Baru-baru ini, saya mendapat khabar bahawa salah satu dari sayap parti yang paling junior telah membuat satu ketetapan di dalam mesyuarat Exconya mendesak YMb berundur meletakkan jawatan sebagai Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri. Konon katanya, keputusan mereka telah “di black outkan” oleh semua media atas arahan pejabat YMb. Betul ke?

Pada kesempatan ini saya ingin menegur YMb mengenai angka 13. Umum mengetahui angka ini merupakan angka kegemaran YMb. Tidak ada salahnya dengan angka ini. Tetapi ada orang memberitahu saya, bahawa angka ini diberikan oleh seorang tukang tilik kepada YMb. Betul ke?

Kalaulah betul angka 13 ini diberikan oleh tukang tilik dan YMb mempercayainya, saya amat kesal. Kepercayaan kepada sesuatu angka itu boleh mendatangkan tuah adalah di larang sama sekali di dalam Islam dan hukumnya syirik. Sebagai cucu kepada seorang ulama Falak dan pemimpin agung Islam Hadhari, saya berharap YMb tidak terpedaya dengan kepercayaan karut seperti ini.

Tetapi barang di ingat, kerana angka ini, segala tindak tanduk YMb sudah boleh di hidu dan di baca. Sebab itu tarikh pembubaran parlimen pada 13 Feb tidak ada kejutan, hampir semua rakyat telah mengetahuinya terlebih dahulu. Cuma saya ingin menasihatkan YMb, kalau sudah terlalu seronok dengan angka 13 ini, tolong letakkan jawatan pada 13 May 2008 ini. Barulah angka ini akan membawa seribu kenangan kepada YMb secara peribadi.

HASRAT YBM TENGKU RAZALEIGH HAMZAH UNTUK MERAWAT UMNO – BERTANDING JAWATAN PRESIDEN

Dalam mengulas hasrat YBM Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah untuk merawat UMNO yang sedang sakit dengan menawarkan kesediaannya bertanding jawatan Presiden UMNO, saya kira ini satu perkembangan yang amat menarik.

YMb kena akui, rakyat sudah benci dengan YMb dan menantu. YMb dan menantu bukan lagi aset kepada UMNO dan Barisan Nasional, tetapi sudah menjadi biawak hidup atau laibiliti di dalam UMNO dan Barisan Nasional.

Sungguhpun begitu, saya faham YMb dari jenis muka tembok memang cukup sayangkan jawatan ini demi anak menantu dan keluarga. Kalau sudah terlalu sayangkan jawatan, buatlah sesuatu. Justeru, ikutlah nasihat saya ini. Nasihat ini kalau di ikut, pasti YBM Tengku Razaleigh tidak akan dapat satu pun pencalonan untuk jawatan Presiden. Bukan niat saya mahu mendabik dada pulak tetapi idea ini memang first class. Budak-budak “Tingkat 4” sendiri pun tidak pernah terfikir mengenai idea ini.

Apa yang perlu YMb buat, ialah:

1 ) Panggil seorang demi seorang Ketua Bahagian. Kemudian, minta mereka menandatangani akujanji bahawa mereka akan menyokong YMb sampai mampus sebagaimana yang di lakukan oleh ahli-ahli Majlis Tertinggi UMNO baru-baru ini. Selepas itu, pastikan juga mereka mendapatkan tandatangan semua AJK Bahagian dan semua Ketua-Ketua Cawangan bahawa mereka juga menyokong kepimpinan YMb sampai mampus juga.

2 ) Selepas selesai tandatangan, surohlah mereka buat kenyataan akhbar dan kutuk Tengku Razaleigh habis-habisan. Semua media mesti menyiarkan acara ini sebagai berita utama.

3 ) Kemudian, YMb sendiri turun ke negeri-negeri, arah negeri-negeri mengadakan sambutan besar-besaran dengan sepanduk dan kain rentang yang tertulis kata-kata menyokong, memuja dan memuji YMb. Kalau dulu kita sediakan bas dan elaun RM 10 kepada rakyat untuk datang menyambut pemimpin, tetapi kali ini elaun mesti di naikkan kepada RM 100, barulah mereka boleh menjerit dengan penuh semangat dan kuat menyokong YMb sebagaimana yang di buat di Seri Perdana baru-baru ini.

4 ) Dalam masa yang sama, media hendaklah berperanan menyiarkan berita lawatan YMb ini. Kalau yang hadir 3,000 orang, ia mesti di tulis 30,000 orang, baru nampak grand.

5 ) Media juga mesti “black outkan” kenyataan Tun Dr Mahathir, Tengku Razaleigh dan sesiapa juga yang sinis terhadap YMb. Kenyataan-kenyataan mereka yang menyokong YMb pula, wajib hukumnya di perbesar-besarkan.

6 ) Media juga mesti memainkan isu perpecahan UMNO akibat pertandingan 1987. Jangan pulak media terlajak menulis bahawa YMb juga terlibat melawan Presiden UMNO pada tahun 1987. Tumpukan hanya membelasah Tengku Razaleigh sahaja.

7 ) Lupa nak pesan, Ketua-Ketua Bahagian yang di panggil di peringkat awal tadi, jangan lupa hulur sikit atau janjikanlah apa-apa peruntukan. Penting tu. Kalau perlu pujuk, YMb pujuk. Kalau perlu ugut, YMb ugutlah mereka. Dalam masa yang sama aturlah langkah SUPAYA TAN SRI MUHYIDDIN YASSIN DI CALONKAN MELAWAN DATO’ SRI NAJIB UNTUK KERUSI TIMBALAN PRESIDEN. Saya rasa Tan Sri Muhyiddin juga dah lama mengidamkan jawatan itu. Jangan lupa, kepada mereka yang di gugurkan dari kabinet, janjikanlah kedudukan lain yang istimewa supaya mereka juga akan bekerja keras menyokong YMb dan turut sama membelasah Tengku Razaleigh. Kepada Tan Sri Muhyiddin belajarlah serta-merta memberikan senyuman manis kerana kadang-kadang saya melihat mukanya masam seolah-olah ada tahi kucing di hidungnya.

8 ) Kemudian, panggil mesyuarat Majlis Tertinggi UMNO dan buat ketetapan hanya jawatan Presiden sahaja tidak boleh di tandingi. Manakala jawatan Timbalan Presiden ke bawah BOLEH di tandingi. Mana-mana bahagian yang mencalonkan orang lain selain YMb, arahkan Setiausaha Agung cari kesalahan teknikal dan gantung terus bahagian itu. Pastikan juga pemilihan UMNO di semua peringkat di tangguhkan ke tahun 2009. Tujuannya tidak lain dan tidak bukan biar Tengku Razaleigh letih.

9 ) Kemudian, atur orang untuk lapur kepada Jawatankuasa Disiplin bahawa Tengku Razaleigh dan penyokong-penyokongnya menggunakan wang. Jawatankuasa Disiplin pula jangan tunggu lama-lama, pecat sahaja mereka ini. Kalau ada laporan politik wang yang melibatkan penyokong-penyokong YMb, Jawatankuasa Disiplin jangan pecat, memadai dengan amaran sahaja.

10) Dalam masa yang sama Pengerusi-Pengerusi Perhubungan wajib memainkan peranan memastikan Tengku Razaleigh tidak mendapat satu pun pencalonan.

11) Pastikan panglima-panglima YMb yang handal-handal yang sangat di sayangi dan di hormati oleh ahli UMNO seperti Reezal Marican, Dato’ Othman Desa, Menantu YMb, budak-budak tingkat 4, Kalimullah dan Patrick Badawi turun berkempen di bahagian-bahagian.

12) Jangan lupa peralatkan badan-badan NGO seperti GPMS, Gerakan Belia 4B dan Majlis Belia Malaysia (MBM) membuat kenyataan menyokong YMb dan arahkan mereka membelasah Tengku Razaleigh dengan teruk. Selain NGO, YMb juga boleh memperalatkan sesiapa juga yang sedang lapar mencari peluang perniagaan untu berbuat perkara yang sama.

13) Gunakan juga pemimpin-pemimpin parti kompenan Barisan Nasional menyuarakan ketetapan berdiri teguh di belakang YMb. Kalau boleh, gunakan juga agensi dan jentera kerajaan untuk menabur fitnah dan menyebarkan propaganda bahawa negara akan hancur punah ranah kalau Tengku Razaleigh menjadi Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia.

Saya yakin, dengan menggunakan taktik-taktik ini, YMb akan terus mengekalkan jawatan Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia sampai bila-bila dan hajat budak-budak “tingkat 4” untuk melihat Tan Sri Muhyiddin menjadi Timbalan Presiden dan Timbalan Perdana Menteri akan tercapai jua akhirnya sebelum UMNO dan Barisan Nasional di kebumikan pada pilihan raya umum yang akan datang.

Kerana tidak mahu UMNO dan Barisan Nasional di kebumikan maka surat ini saya tulis dengan titisan air mata dan dengan penuh emosi. Air mata saya menitis kerana sayangkan agama kita Islam, Bangsa dan negara – apa akan jadi kepada Islam? Apa akan jadi kepada UMNO? Saya beremosi kerana saya yakin dan percaya YMb lah punca UMNO dan Barisan Nasional jadi begini.

Selama 4 tahun saya dan teman-teman telah berusaha menyampaikan cadangan dan pandangan demi Islam tercinta, bangsa dan negara, dengan bahasa yang berlemah lembut kepada YMb melalui pegawai-pegawai dan mereka yang rapat dengan YMb, namun cadangan dan pandangan kami dengan bahasa yang berlemah lembut, di sambut sinis dan terkadang kala kami di anggap sebagai musoh.

Sebab itu jangan salahkan saya jika bahasa yang kesat dan keras saya gunakan di dalam surat ini kerana saya sudah jemu untuk berkias dan berlemah lembut dengan gulungan yang sombong dan bongkak seperti YMb dan orang yang berada di keliling YMb.

Ada rakan-rakan menganjurkan kepada saya “mari bersatu bersama Pak Lah” – jawapan saya, “apa guna bersatu bersama Pak Lah kalau dengan bersatu itu UMNO akan runtuh – ada lebih baik tumbangkan sahaja Dollah Badawi demi menyelamatkan Islam, UMNO, bangsa dan negara”.

Terus terang saya katakan YMb tak ubah umpama bisul di lengan, kita tidak akan potong dan buang seluruh lengan, apa yang kita buat ialah kita pecahkan bisul, keluarkan nanah, bisul baik, lengan pun selamat.

Ada kawan-kawan yang mengingatkan saya kemungkinan di tahan ISA dan di pecat dari UMNO kerana surat ini. Saya jawab kepada mereka kalau inilah harga yang perlu saya bayar untuk memartabatkan Islam, UMNO, bangsa dan negara, insyaAllah saya redha.

Tapi ingat baik-baik, saya bukan mengancam keselamatan negara dan UMNO bukan milik mak bapak diaorang dan bukan milik mak bapak saya. UMNO adalah milik kita bersama.

Ini bukan surat terbuka saya yang pertama kepada seorang Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia. Dahulu, saya pernah beberapa kali mengutus surat terbuka kepada YABhg Tun Dr Mahathir sewaktu beliau menjawat jawatan Perdana Menteri dan Menteri Dalam Negeri, menegur dan mengkritik beliau dengan nada dan bahasa seperti ini – semuanya kerana sayangkan Islam, UMNO, bangsa dan negara.

Prinsip saya mudah, kamu buatlah apa pun. Tetapi apabila Islam, UMNO, bangsa dan negara tergugat seperti sekarang ini, saya akan bangkit menyatakan kebenaran. “berkata benar walaupun pahit”. Saya sayangkan negara saya. Saya bukan barua Singapura dan menjadi ejen asing.

Sesungguhnya, tidak ada cara lain untuk kita menyelamatkan UMNO dan Barisan Nasional dari terus pupus dan tidak releven di muka bumi Malaysia ini melainkan kita menuntut Abdullah Bin Ahmad Badawi berundur dengan meletakkan jawatan sebagai Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia. Berambusnya si Murakbalin ini bermakna berambus jugalah menantu kesayangannya dari arena politik Malaysia.

Sebelum saya mengakhiri surat ini, saya ulangi cabaran saya supaya kamu, ABDULLAH BIN AHMAD BADAWI bertanggungjawab penuh dengan meletakkan jawatan Presiden UMNO dan Perdana Menteri Malaysia atas kekalahan Barisan Nasional di lima negeri dan di Wilayah Persekutuan serta kehilangan majoriti 2/3 di Dewan Rakyat. Atas nama maruah, kehormatan dan harga diri, saya MUHAMMAD ZAHID BIN MD ARIP, ahli UMNO dan warganegara Malaysia mencabar kamu berbuat demikian.

Mudah-mudahan Allah mengurniakan taufiq dan hidayah untuk kamu segera berundur.

Sekian, terima kasih.

Yang benar,

MUHAMMAD ZAHID BIN MD ARIP

I'm waiting for this.... So impatiently ady... Been wanting this.... Retail price at RM 145.
So i searched in LYN at Garage Sales, see if can get cheaper price.

And so i found!! the guy just took out the stands, while the rest of the kit is still in the runners
(i.e. unopened)
He's selling for....

90 bucks!! - 45 bucks for the stand. So i was like WTF ambik je la!! He's in KL, if post to UTM costs 20 bucks. So i calculated, if post 90 + 20 = 110; didn't save much also le.
Then an idea pops up. "I ask my friend COD wit him, ma kau tim ady lo."

And so i did! Asked 'Ken' to COD wit him, turns out that dude lives near his place only. Best part is, Ken will deliver the box for free! Since he'll be coming to UTM anyways.

And 'Ken' called me up saying he got my Gundam ady. Wohoo!!!!

So now just gotta wait.... and wait.... and wait...


Faster come to me Mk-II


The missing stand. It's ok wit me without it.


Beam Launcher!!


Banzai!!

Anxious nye.....