Saturday, August 22, 2009

Face Problem. An insult phrase I've learnt from LYN Kopitiam.

It's so applicable in any situation, for any ppl, and will bring maximum annoyance (provided u use it correctly of cos).

So let's see wat are the possible situations to use this insult phrase:

Case 1.
A: WTF!! How come i kena summon but the next car tak kena?
B: Face problem.
A: @$#$^%$&^$&

Case 2.
A: Walan... u and i same method, how come i kena potong markah!?
B: Face problem.

Case 3.
A: I've been single forever....
B: Face problem.
A: /wrist

That's the best part u see, while the response can be totally unrelated to the statement made, but still it can bring about massive annoyance.
Your friend might be ranting on and on and complain, but the best part is, u can totally annoy the hell out of them by just saying 2 words;

But of cos, do this only with ppl u're close with, and they know u're joking. It'll end up in very very good laughs. XD

So go ahead and use it, don't be afraid!

Face problem

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Oh look!!

gotta respect photochop skillz.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

That fapping i.e. masturbation and gay sex increases your chance of getting H1N1?

so said Dr Palaniappan an ex-Profesor Madya Ekologi di Universiti Malaya.

link to his post in his blog: Prevention of H1N1 disease

TL;DR summary: Fap and Ghey sex increases heat due to friction, hence increased body acidity. Hence more susceptible to H1N1.
However (the best part lol): Normal Sexual intercourse IS OK

Like wtf? Ghey sex got friction, then normal sex no friction?

So okaaaaay.. In order to prevent myself from getting H1N1, i shud stop fapping and start having sex with women instead of wearing a mask on my nose+mouth?

Okay i'm totally cool with that, I'll just have to convince my other half of this fact.

God damn.... this would be like the awesomest reason to get laid!

'Babe, u know the H1N1 disease? it's getting near to our place. Let's have sex to prevent us from getting the disease'


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Watch and weep!!

oh mai.... 2nd post to sound sexist.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Day when everyone in LYN is a mod.

Except for gundamterry lol

Friday, August 7, 2009

After all my years in UTM, i've always felt campaigns ran by UTM is by far the lamest ever.

Until i saw this banner:
Women drivers... hahahaha..

Sunday, August 2, 2009

I had breakfast at Ang Gee:

Last time when i was a kid, my dad used to bring me out for breakfasts. He'll order teh and pour some onto the saucer for me.

Certainly bring back memories. Those were the better days between my Dad and I

I was at my uni home today. Ordered the breakfast set but they serve the teh in a glass!!!

Talk about konsep salah....

Enjoyed it nonetheless... the only thing missing is the Sunday Paper.