Friday, November 13, 2009

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

BONUS for today: Teh Making of Teh Mastahpiss.

Idea from a forummer in LYN, boasting of his 'artwork.' Just tok kok only wan, no pictah. So mikimos44 is here to produce that mastahpiss!!

Squidward said:
Every avant garde artist needs a USP (unique selling point)

In my debut foray into the realm of fine arts, I will hereby present my signature work...........The Inconsequential Yellow Man
Pretext: This mindblowing picture is not drawn on canvas. It is not painted. There is no frame.

The work itself:
Two Horizontal lines right thru the middle. It is yellow. The lines look sad, it divides. An outline of a man at the edge of the horizon. He is yellow. It doesnt matter. A larger outline of a man, his arms folded in a domineering way. Dark shades colours the man. Yellow belt, yellow hat, and yellow shirt is drawn on him. His face is peppered with yellow pimples. He is smiling, but only just. He looked pleased with himself, and rightly so. In his pocket, a yellow watch. No stains on his shirt. Trees are drawn above the horizon.

The artist bows.

MyKy draws:

I'll be away this weekend and whole of next week for debate training and tourney. So, most prolly there won't be any FMLs, though i'll see if i got time and will try to update.
Been a long time coming, drawing these FML komiks have been fun. I hope u guys (if my blog have any readers) enjoice teh komiks and have lotsa LOLs. I know i had. Sometimes got NTBD (nothing better to do) i look back at my artworks and thinks where the heck i got the ideas on how to draw these stick figures. XD

Been an entertaining while, let's hope it'll continue.

ok tenkiu

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

Personal experience....

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

Monday, November 9, 2009

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

Checked and found out I've got an A- for Powah Sys. No more 4.0 liao... FML

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

Friday, November 6, 2009

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my pen0r around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.

Anyway, am back at home. Weeeee

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Drama FML

Watched this drama melayu while eating dinner the other day. Really FML material.. Hahaha

The kidnapping missionn MyKy:

Securing the lorry; Hexism:

Securing the Subway Station, tetsuhighrose:

After all said and done;

And the end....


P.s: Someone teach me how to make my blog wider pls....

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

My part is finally done. Will upload everything here once everyone have posted.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of* no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

anyway, putting FML on hold for few days. Preparing for 5th of November. Will upload the /k/omik here when done. It's a collaboration with few other artists ;)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

My boyfriend and I went to the theaters for movie. He saw some of his buddies there, and decided to ditch me for them. I asked him, "Aren't you forgetting something?" He took the popcorn and drink from me and joined his buddies. FML

Monday, November 2, 2009

Ok no more excuse to skip liao :p

here it is for today

Dedicated to all DotA players
Am sure during one point or another u've experienced the above :p

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs".
When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

Anyway, drop a comment or two la. Walao i see nobody comment i dunno if i draw all these got actually ppl see/like or not wan. :(