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will i go to hell for messing with dead ppl's pic?

Well, only those from LYN will know teh answer.
:p

Ah? I tot beer is haram wan? why these malays ask others to take beer?

I had a hard LOL

Thx obefiend

Made lots of edits. Hope it looks nicer this time. :/
Some for-fun drawing



Fucuk you

vagina pussy new sea creature?


It fukken came exploded!!

The ppl of /k/ enjoiced..

'Not this shit again.'

Drew for HeHeHunter of LYN :)

inspired from:
Are my skillz improving?

Walao.. And i thought DotA's the only game tht'd make ppl wanna argue and fight..

Apparently this one is damn old. but still, wtf-inducing.

CHEEEEEEAAAAATEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

He went up to the stage, took the mic from Taylor Swift on her acceptance speech for best MV on MTV awards, said Beyonce's MV is the best.

I've always hated this idiotic nikka.

So let's make fun of him







Nikka think he geenious but can't rap for shit.
Wearing shades inside a dark hall doesn't make u a hit.
Nikka go get your own KFC
'fore i call mah personal army

Fu*k u Kanineh West

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they
receive a cow.

UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of
vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment..

LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.

SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia..

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.

Face Problem. An insult phrase I've learnt from LYN Kopitiam.

It's so applicable in any situation, for any ppl, and will bring maximum annoyance (provided u use it correctly of cos).

So let's see wat are the possible situations to use this insult phrase:

Case 1.
A: WTF!! How come i kena summon but the next car tak kena?
B: Face problem.
A: @$#$^%$&^$&


Case 2.
A: Walan... u and i same method, how come i kena potong markah!?
B: Face problem.
A: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Case 3.
A: I've been single forever....
B: Face problem.
A: /wrist


That's the best part u see, while the response can be totally unrelated to the statement made, but still it can bring about massive annoyance.
Your friend might be ranting on and on and complain, but the best part is, u can totally annoy the hell out of them by just saying 2 words;
FACE PROBLEM.

But of cos, do this only with ppl u're close with, and they know u're joking. It'll end up in very very good laughs. XD

So go ahead and use it, don't be afraid!

Face problem

gotta respect photochop skillz.

That fapping i.e. masturbation and gay sex increases your chance of getting H1N1?

so said Dr Palaniappan an ex-Profesor Madya Ekologi di Universiti Malaya.

link to his post in his blog: Prevention of H1N1 disease

TL;DR summary: Fap and Ghey sex increases heat due to friction, hence increased body acidity. Hence more susceptible to H1N1.
However (the best part lol): Normal Sexual intercourse IS OK

Like wtf? Ghey sex got friction, then normal sex no friction?

So okaaaaay.. In order to prevent myself from getting H1N1, i shud stop fapping and start having sex with women instead of wearing a mask on my nose+mouth?

Okay i'm totally cool with that, I'll just have to convince my other half of this fact.

God damn.... this would be like the awesomest reason to get laid!

'Babe, u know the H1N1 disease? it's getting near to our place. Let's have sex to prevent us from getting the disease'

Lol

Watch and weep!!




oh mai.... 2nd post to sound sexist.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

U've been Mc'Roll'd