Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Do you know?

That fapping i.e. masturbation and gay sex increases your chance of getting H1N1?

so said Dr Palaniappan an ex-Profesor Madya Ekologi di Universiti Malaya.

link to his post in his blog: Prevention of H1N1 disease

TL;DR summary: Fap and Ghey sex increases heat due to friction, hence increased body acidity. Hence more susceptible to H1N1.
However (the best part lol): Normal Sexual intercourse IS OK

Like wtf? Ghey sex got friction, then normal sex no friction?

So okaaaaay.. In order to prevent myself from getting H1N1, i shud stop fapping and start having sex with women instead of wearing a mask on my nose+mouth?

Okay i'm totally cool with that, I'll just have to convince my other half of this fact.

God damn.... this would be like the awesomest reason to get laid!

'Babe, u know the H1N1 disease? it's getting near to our place. Let's have sex to prevent us from getting the disease'

Lol

3 comments:

Samuel said...

chop it off! chop it off!

Evaritus Lau said...

Oh nose ! This going to contribute mass sex party leh ! no fapping more intercourse for the sake of preventing H1N1...

LoLz !!

MyKy said...

>>Sam: Normal sex still ok la, chop it off for wat? dumbass

>>eva: ya man! i totally cool wit it though