Sunday, November 8, 2009
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
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