Wednesday, August 12, 2009
That fapping i.e. masturbation and gay sex increases your chance of getting H1N1?
so said Dr Palaniappan an ex-Profesor Madya Ekologi di Universiti Malaya.
link to his post in his blog: Prevention of H1N1 disease
TL;DR summary: Fap and Ghey sex increases heat due to friction, hence increased body acidity. Hence more susceptible to H1N1.
However (the best part lol): Normal Sexual intercourse IS OK
Like wtf? Ghey sex got friction, then normal sex no friction?
So okaaaaay.. In order to prevent myself from getting H1N1, i shud stop fapping and start having sex with women instead of wearing a mask on my nose+mouth?
Okay i'm totally cool with that, I'll just have to convince my other half of this fact.
God damn.... this would be like the awesomest reason to get laid!
'Babe, u know the H1N1 disease? it's getting near to our place. Let's have sex to prevent us from getting the disease'
Lol
3 comments:
chop it off! chop it off!
Oh nose ! This going to contribute mass sex party leh ! no fapping more intercourse for the sake of preventing H1N1...
LoLz !!
>>Sam: Normal sex still ok la, chop it off for wat? dumbass
>>eva: ya man! i totally cool wit it though
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