Monday, July 20, 2009

Wat's your reply?

Got this from Sam's blog lol.

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)



If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
for RM100; u get my response at "Yes but not rich as XXX-dude"
for RM200; "U're quite rich but still infamous la"
for RM500; "I like u but, there's something else..."
for RM1000; "Yes boss!"

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: whatever, bend down and pick up that soap now.

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Thanks for confusing me even more now.

If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Can we at least do it once? value-for-money reasons

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Mau kaya? Come i bring u to kopitiam, ada banyak roti kaya

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Do not want

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: ok sure; give sam's number

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: why sure! pls do help me clean the dishes in the kitchen!

4) What do you like about me?
YR: your sense of humour...

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I AM pretty and I like ME sooooo much! (okay... I can't beat this esther XD)
I am pretty and you like me soooo much!

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: come here and gimme some love

2) You smell like shit!
YR: u got nose problem

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: i jeles u veri pro in failing

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: but i has a gorgeous GF while u're single!

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: promise u'd stick it in too :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...

2) I know you still love me!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…

4) Please call me...
YR: ok i would

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: got no vaseline ma


If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: slowpoke

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: macam jadi lagi teruk je...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: but i don't need a juice-blender-meat-grinder

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: donotwant


Samuel said...

give ler.. give me HP no. only.. i don mind eating fei chu yuk also wan XD