Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
sorry lu... busy managing the /k/ t shirt project. :p
Friday, December 18, 2009
Extra for today:
[Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and
said, "Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean." He replied by saying,
"Your eyes are so brown... like my shit".
Speaking of shit, you can buy all kinds of crap when you get
a cash advance. On line
and safe, you're only a click away from instant liquidity.]
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Today, my dog started humping on my legs. He always does this and and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this, I said "How do you like that!"
My mum walked in. FML
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FMLOk hope to able to produce daily lulz.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Aih holiday over liao. A lotta stuffs happened. But i malas to blog la.
1. went thailand for debate
2. went penang for Intel interview
3. went UM for Royals
4. Got job offer from Intel liao.
anyway tht's the uninteresting part which u guys wouldn't wanna know pon -3-
Oh well, tiem to get back to drawing board and continue daily FMLs liao.
SEMESTER TERAKHIR here i cometh!!!!